Introduction

"I know the people that live here. I eat," he says. "It's all these ironic hipsters that like, you know, they wear like, that's why fashion companies now, they're releasing like fucking clothes that look like they were dragged by horse for 12 miles." He recalls white pants parties on Long Island where boys and girls had to get sucked at whatever in order to win a blowjob. The party was about whoever got the most dirty pants won.