Do You Have an Elongated Bidet?

There's two types of toilets in the world: round and elongated. I have an elongated seat but a round bidet. So you need an elongated bidet which I have? It does swipe plus. They are very nice. That's hype. The 500 bucks all out. Yeah, they better be. There's a bunch of options as well. In some cultures, they just hire a guy to spit water into your butt. Who said this? Anthony Bourdain. No. Somebody said... Right before he died weirdly enough. One stream that bidets ... using a bidet was like a slave splitting into your butt hole. And it's that sometimes when you're