Introduction

St. Patrick, the drive-not snakes. He did the thing with the snakes and then people were like, that's cool. Let's get hammered about it. But no snakes there in Ireland as is the case with Hawaii. They got like one species of snake, which is more like a worm. A worm is just a snake that is like way more lame, right? You know what I mean? It's like... Like all worms want to be snakes, you know what he means? Well, like, go up. Definitely go be a snake, dude. Doesn't work that way.