Movie Review - Humpty Dumpty

It's a movie that insists that you watch it. If you watch it in 3D, you can't go off on a little daydream. It's also- I felt like I'd seen about 18 films in one hell. At the end of the experience, when you were describing it to the police, you wouldn't say you were bored. Because as you say, you don't actually- you don't quite get bored. But in the same way that if you were to slap me for three hours, just slightly harder and harder each time... And I'm going, ooh, Ooh, and I've got a frog. You want to talk to the frog? No