"I was skinny. And everyone's eating the food and you're over there pretending to be in a breeze that doesn't exist." "When I was a kid the other thing I would do is I'd go in the bathroom and before the real world I'd do monologues into the mirror," he says. Martin Short once said he used to worry about his imaginary film career getting in the way of his imaginary TV career. It's not just somebody that's like well I'm beautiful I guess I could be in movies. Some people are like I have to do this, it's when I pee, I pee in the snow and there's a spec script".