How to Confession From a Grieving Friend

People submit their confessions at tonionrion.com.au. They are completely anonymous. Today we have a confession from a grieving friend. Tragically, suddenly, unexpectedly, my friend passed away. Her very conservative and very Catholic parents lived out of town. And I offered to help pack up her house with them. When I walked into her room, I found a bunch of bongs, heaps of marijuana, and a large pink sparkly dildo. The friend wasn't expecting to die that day. You know what I mean? They thought that I was just going to come home later. Also, don't threaten me with a good time. No, I meant the b