
Fancy Ducks vs Fancy Geese
Judge John Hodgman
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The Mandarin Duck
The mandarin duck is an extraordinarily fancy duck, fancier even than the wood duck. It's found in the coastal waters of the north american pacific and atlantic during the summer. People got so excited about this duck that the they would crowd like their photos on the wiquipaedia page to take its picture. And it caused ecological problems in the wet lands surrounding the pond. We do not know where mandarin petinkin is now. But they leave behind only a memory, nay, legacy of fanciness. Ducks are more fancy, gregg, fancier than geese. Sorry, sebestival, geese, you're out of here.
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