The Gift or the Curse of Adult Possessions

Tig Notaro was on Premium Blend in 1999. Find it, find the Premium Blend clip, seek it out. You're gonna tell me if they're a gift or a curse and why. There are correct answers and you can lose the game. Why does it have to be a toy? I think it just feels a little stunted. Oh, what else? I'm tired of myself.