The Scariest Moment of My Life

The first day was exploring San Cecilia which is one of Sao Paulo's bigger tourist areas. I really wanted to try and get involved in one of the five aside soccer games that they call Futsal. After about half an hour of lugging the bag through these little streets and alleyways I discovered that I'd gotten myself hopelessly lost. The kids were all like huh? And then looking at each other and laughing at the big dumb American trying to speak their language. They must have already noticed the bag of soccer balls I was carrying because within seconds they were practically swarming around me giggling and pointing at the huge bag. That's when it occurred to me that if I just