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#410 - The Aliens Are Here

The Basement Yard

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How to Talk About an Alien

I think that if a vagina, no, no. If an alien had six vaginas, that'd be kind of cool. What I think is that your bathroom's covered in piss because you're closing your eyes. You can hear the difference between urine hitting porcelain, water, and then the floor. There was a video on TikTok of a girl who like went into her bathroom and filmed her toilet. And there was a full five foot snake in it. She took a big fat piss on its face. That's exactly what you would do with it. Oh, dude, you're so sick. Anyway, I don't want to talk about this,. I've been getting

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