The Savoury Crumble Party

I didn't imagine it as a competitive thing, I imagined it as a whole. But you turned it into horrible. You've done that because you wanted to bring a savory crumble and also I want to win the crumble. So, in order to figure out how to put a savoury crumble, you've turned it into a mystery crumble thing where everyone has to eat all of them. And then vote at the end of the night for the king crumble. See, I'm not allowed in the kitchen if my mum's making one because I eat all the crumble before it goes into the pot. That's like the only thing I can make of a terrible cook - which probably won