I Am a Cat, a Candler, and a Lizard

candler asks, dear john and hank, i am a cat. Noe. I have a cat. And this afternoon i found a lizard tail on my bedroom for san's lizard. Given that this cat does not go outside, this can only mean one thing. The lizard was already inside, and still remains, in one of the deep, dark corners of the room where i planned to sleep. How do you suggest i cope with my fear that this tailless reptilian will end up on my face during the night?