How to Stop Eating Vegetables?

Every time i consume an alcoholic beverage or engage in the devil's lettuce, i am overcome with icebergs. No tomato, leafy, green or tasty plant of any kind is safe from my monstrous desire. This is a great habit unless your vegetable budget is through the roof. You could hear your wife say, this box of gisgot cookies, was full yesterday. And you go all lily the dog, there's not a three. It like, do yoou know that when you get high you can eat loose pepperones out of a bag? Have you your child's left over halloween candy in april? Have you heard of a cadburry? Many eggs