Playing Soccer With Sticks

A quiet loving complaint today, phoned police. Officers found the sticks. Twenty five of them were actually dynamite. Why are you hitting a soccer ball with it? Why are you being so loud? We're not supposed to play soccer with a stick. That's that's hockey soccer. But like I just feel like who finds dynamite like where do you even get? In the 30s it was just laying around everywhere. Like we don't have shovels yet. This is how you open a door. Put a little dynamite then you go and have to worry with the knob. Hello. Mind if I slip them on like a couple of clogs. Next story, soccer