I Can't Do It. It Is Not John Spoiler Alert. It Has Not Aged Well

There's a list of like four movies that I've gone to the theater to see and actually stood up in the first hour of the movie and said, this is garbage. Not because I was offended, unless you mean I was offended by how stupid it was. "I'm afraid you're going to say Bugsy Malone, which would break my heart," he says.