The Most Fucking 90s Moment

The first thing this guy says is he hates team sports. And then later they show him playing volleyball really poorly. Also, the guy who says he spends a lot of time away from his family, which I feel bad, bad. He just made it up. Once again, before the internet, you could just lie with absolute impunity and nobody would ever call you out on it. It was a magical time in America.