How Do We Know He Won't Bring Someone Other Than Crowder?

Hampster gets a column in the new york times. Can you just english bi heis like the pseudo science talk that makes him seem like what he's talking about isn't just pure women hating trash? Rolo, tony browntown, get yourself right at the doo mete. That's like the perfect god's curse on him for being who he is. You want a woman who's never experiencing anything like what kind of weird, pathetic, insecure beta shod is that beda?"