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Christmas Gift Alert - The UK Is to Ban Imitating Samurai Swords

Home Office Minister Vernon Koko said that in the wrong hands, samurai swords are dangerous weapons. This is yet another example of Britain losing its identity. What's wrong with the good old fashioned imitation crossbow or gentleman's weapon? How about the queen's own painted-ted nunchucks? And if only we could encourage all of the world's armies to use imitation guns and bombs, then maybe we would have peace this Christmas. After all, after all, is what some of us want.

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