Finthon the Salmon, the Salmon of Knowledge

Finthon the salmon is just minding his own business as a salmon in Conla's well. He now has all the wisdom in the world and can't do anything with it. Finnegas dedicates the rest of his life to sitting at the well of wisdom trying to catch the salmon of knowledge so that he can eat it and attain all the knowledge of the world. If I caught that salmon and ate it I could find a way to get all the wisdom of the world in a way that wouldn't piss off the other world, I reckon I could do that.