I Fucking Cake, I'm Sitting Here

"I like the girl. I like Michelle. They lift up the road like lovely," he says of his contestants. "They look nice, there's no fucking orange in it... And no other bastards even got their pastry in the oven." 'We've ten minutes to go and you come in and give us all an extra hour,' adds Pippa after being told she'll get a meal deal for her efforts. The celebrity challenge is not about who wins but how well they do at baking.