Rolls Rice - The Rolls of a Millionaire

My mother was driving around, 19 seventies, and she's got my family in the back of her ford cartena. She gets distracted by the kids shouting, and she smashes the back of a focking millionaires rolled rice. So who gets out of the rolls rice? Only joe spot murphy, the creator o tato crisps. And he drives off in his busted up rose royce after paying for my ma's car to be fixed.