The Scariest Thing I've Ever Seen

One of the most terrifying things I've ever seen once was when I went into the back area by the kitchen in Matilda at home, opened what I thought was a small shoe cupboard. It was actually being used to store potatoes. The potatoes have been left in this dark cupboard for like months. They've been sort of forgotten about. When they get cave flower, it's really terrifying. That might be, that's probably one of the tests that should be a pirate was, have you ever been frightened by a potato? Yes, probably not for you. How do you start off as a pirate?