Dave Kool-Yay's Crap Dude

The pre-internet rumor mill insisted that the aforementioned crap dude was Dave Kool-Yay, one of the stars of the huge ABC sitcom Full House which ended after eight hit seasons in 1995. But I say allegedly because Alana Smore-Sett has never said on the record who you ought to know is about. She's been famous for 25 years. There's even a jukebox musical on Broadway called Jagged Little Pill and in July 2020 she put out her ninth album.