The Jubilee Parade of Nostalgia

The government has suggested bringing back the old imperial measurements as part of the Jubilee Festival. This is a terrible thing for me because I'm a big fan of old people. And not such a fan of flamingos, sort of a singularity of contradiction in place right there. The government has been accused of trying to weaponize nostalgia at this time where there's a cost of living crisis that is causing havoc around the country. If you can't afford a pound of potatoes, that's better than if you can’t afford a kilogram of potatoes, because you're actually losing less food,. Because 453.6 grams is a pound, rather than the thousand grams. So you