Leveling a Character in Dungeons and Dragons

Each of you now has one of the stones of farce beach lak, i'm just kan to go and hand them out. Don't ned to grab my player's handbook. I an you might as well have it. Hey, come log with us. We'll come up with a special language that only we can understand later. Let's level you guys up, because we need to level you up desperately. Grn teleson is nine for 13. You're level too. Red. Some wong to jump you up, jump you up a couple. So let's move through this like, relatively quickly. Why don't you choose one one at a time? Griffin