Is That Something You're Embarrassed Of?

The writer was stopped by a man who asked him what he did for a living. He explained that his job is more difficult than playing the piano. The pair were driving through London at 40mph when they came to an abrupt halt. As if from nowhere,  a lighter appeared in his hand and lit their cigarette. It was altogether a remarkable performance - I've never seen anyone roll a cigarette as fast before. But there's not one person in ten million who can learn to do what i do,. How about that? Well, you're damn right, it's amazing.