Is This King Size?

You're someone who likes to quite heavily apply gender to their foods. I'm going to read your menu back to you now. See how you feel about it? Water, you want a big expensive bottle of sparkling water andyou want a champagne flute to drink out of. Popums or bread you want bread from Morrow with olive oil. Starter, the bachetta from Rudolph Nureev's private island. Main course, fresh fish with chips and salad from a creek restaurant that you can never find again. Side dish, grated cold carrot with crumbly shit that makes it delicious. Drink, Coke's the hero. Dessert, you're going to pass, but then