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122: Don't Send Me a Bill.. Ft. Chris Klemens

Two Hot Takes

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The Biggest Shit of My Life

When Chris was 18, she had a summer job working as a cashier at a large supermarket. She spent most of her nights at her boyfriend's parents' home in a smaller town. One morning he wanted to wake and bake but didn't have work until evening. So they hit the bong and then went to the kitchen to have a full English breakfast. As I was finishing off my baked beans, I saw the time and realized I had just over 10 minutes to get the bus home and in time for work. So I ran to get my things and quickly used the bathroom. Turns out I needed the biggest shit of my life, which was refusing to flush down his tiny ass toilet

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