The Fucking Period

"I just hate the clothes. They're walking around in those castles with no central heating and nobody is ever shivering," he says of Lord of the Rings. "This is how long it takes my fucking period in my goddamn neighborhood because we won't have one of those fake internet trees ... It will muscle the integrity of the aesthetics." He then goes on to watch a TV series that advocates a cult of believers following his every command.