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#284 - Ice Picks & Impersonations - Roswell, New Mexico

Small Town Murder

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The Assistant Principal's Fucking Pension Dissolves

"We're going to stay right in the middle, everybody. Unless the assistant principal serves you up on a ladder to a pedophile," he says. "He may as well put an apple in this kid's mouth ... Yes, they might as well put a fucking bow on his head." He continues: "No one's playing left field today. Equidistant from the goddamn boundary... From the wolves and the pervert kidnappers".

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