The Hunting Adventures of a President

President Roosevelt was on a hunting trip in Mississippi. The dogs caught the scent of a bear, and they followed it down into this really weedy place where the president's guide sas he would flush out the bear. But then roosevelt gets bored and decides to go off and eat lunch. He hears the bugle and makes his way back to the hunting party, and what he finds is this bear. It weighs about 235 pounds, and it's tied to a tree. It's still semi conscious. It looks a little mangy. There's been a real drought going on in the area. The bear looks pathetic, and roosevelt takes pityint he decides that it's