I Had a Wank in My Bed

I'd really love to know if there's anyone out there who's actually stashed a bunch of porners in the bush or in a corner of a park. I've ever told you about the time when I was about 17 working in a garage and I used to have to walk the boss's dog as he walked through a field. My mum did that with a torn open condom wrapper that she placed on the top of my, my bed. We're lucky to support Spurs. But there is something in that in any other club, your dad made you do this. And I would say to David, yes, force him to become Spurs because that very life blood of a football relationship with