The Existential Crisis of Everton

Alex Ewobi has been your most consistent player, says Luke Shaw. I don't know whether or not he's got the points per game to change things drastically. You've actually got some quite good players, shameless, shameless, stayed. Dan Jumar looks very fit in pre-season and you can tell he's just a wily, old foxes. He wasn't great for Tottenham, was he? No, but I think a lot of players are Charlesons being like that. But it could be fair time, unleuky rather than luky, because the recruitment's not great.