You Can't Put Hate Into No Bake

Paul Hollywood would be an insane name for any living human. I thought people were fucking with him until literally like two seasons in. It's actually how Paul Hollywood always thought that was just our regular Paul Hollywood obviously. If your name is Paul Hollywood and you wanted to go into acting you would legally change your name to something else because no one would believe that your legal name was Paul Hollywood when you auditioned for anything. You can only put hate into no bake because you apply a little bit of heat and it bakes right off. That would be an amazing subplot on Great British Bake Off if one of the contestants like Mary Berry killed my nephew in a hit and run and covered it up