
Tom Segura Returns!
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
The Toto Toilet
There's definitely been matches and a lot of them in my current bathroom. My mom, my mom is Southern living. They're nice to leave through every once in a while. So the bathroom that I have at home, there's like the main bathroom you walk into and then the toilet is in a... Another room. It also is a, it's a Toto toilet. Very nice. When you walk in the lid opens and it's like, hello, like give me your caca. And you... Shit my mouth. And you shit in its mouth."
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