Is Your Husband Being Trapped in a Cornfield?

My husband has described to me. a story about one time that he got, like, idon't if he was lost in a corn cornfield or just like, wandering in a cornfield,. and he like, realized he could se spider eyes, like, twinkling in this way. It must have been like twilight. And i every time he tells it, i'm like, that sounds like really fake to me. But reading this, maybe it's true. I've never been surrounded by spiders in this manner. For what it's worth, children of the corn is a hilarious, deeply unscary mofe. There are many other horrib fim that theree