The Evolution of the Limerick Starlings

Limerick City Council designed Bedford Row to be our pedestrian dining street. People don't want to eat in this street in the evenings because they'll get shat on by birds but we as humans, we want to gather there. In their bird shit our strawberries will grow, wildflower will grow and then their shit is full of nitrogen, potassium, phosphorus,. lots of minerals and nutrients from insects that they've been eaten. They're fertilising with the seeds that they shit on the ground and then they grow. If you did dress up Richard Harris, Terry Wogan and Frederick Douglass as birds of prey unfortunately it would work. You see the starlings of Bedford Row, like I say