Do You Have a Mountain Dew Infused Sex Rage?

i remember a tangentally similar one where if you drank mountain dew, it would kill your sperm count. And i don't know why i was so worried about my sperm count as a teen ager, but it really freaked me out. I feel like a lot of our inneractions, which i will say, i think, o some time an high school when my parents realized they should stop putting so much effort in with me and just let it happen. But anyway, lies, lies get back to the lies.