The 48 Hour Rule

When you're a kid, you're just sort of like, I wonder what that feeling is. And the reason being sick, it's like, you know, grownups very rarely poop themselves because you think, oh gosh, this doesn't feel good. You start to gauge. To not shit yourself as an adult, you have to shit yourself at some point. At some point, do you have to know? Just men, it's unbelievable. Please, the 48 hour rule, if your kid is at home barfing, do not send them back to school until 48 hours of no bar vomiting has passed. Like you got to clear up the bug.