New York City Asshole, Are You Gonna Try to Get a Wedding Right Up?

The New York Times wedding page is a list of weddings that except that it is this sort of like prized status symbol. It's just kind of like a snapshot of where the ruling class was in 1950. And then he contrasts this with a bunch of wedding announcements from 1998. So I'm going to send you another abysmally long excerpt from this. All right.