The Sexiest Thing I've Ever Seen

I'm pretty turned on by a lot of different creatures. A few years ago, I was in a field that I came across a rabbit who was wearing a dress and lipstick and eating a carrot very seductively. So I feel like that might have been the sexiest thing I've ever seen. That first rabbit, were you at all sexually attracted to that first rabbit? You know, my impulse is to say no, but deep down, I think I know the answer is yes. It's not an owl. How did she get down the stairs? Well, head over heel usually. Whoa, that's not good. Here's a thing that might not be how she died