Toilet Paper? It's Wet Wipes?

A UFC fighter called Justine Kish pooed herself mid-fight in the octagon. Still won the match and she got offered a bum wiping product as her sponsor for future millet. Salvador Dali, he was obsessed with breasts, wasn't he? Sure. Lots of his art depicts breasts, but his ultimate obsession was with the other. Because he said it's a very weird sexual, I think it's half penis and half other. It more sense it's an utter half penis. He went out on a limb. He was wrong. And they're not allowed to call it Jaffa-cake. So they're like orange filled with chocolate on top. Without