I'd Rather Have to Transcribe T I's Autobiography, or Have to Wear Sun Glasses?

Would you rather have to wear ice blue colored contacts every day for a year, or have to transcribe t's autobiography as he dictates it to you face-to-face? I can easily transcribe t i's autobiography because t i is not using very big words. Jus like i'm going to have to pop several edibles, maybe take a few shots to get through this,. But i caun do this in my sleep wearing i and you can't just like, argue with him.