Best of: Alien Abductions
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'I Got You a Carrot'
Elizabeth had been practicing telepathy on horses and plants for years. She sensed the ship's return once it came back into planet Earth orbit. The tall, beautiful man was standing beside it like a teenager waiting to pick up his horny, horny prom day. After this brief moment of intense connection, the ship abruptly rose into the air and took off with a flash of light just as the ship she'd seen with her first husband had done years before. Even though there was an obvious spark of affection, the UFO did not return for another 18 months.
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