You Don't Have to Wear a Shirt on Your Couch

"I had never seen him with a shirt. We had cheap downtown LA leather couches like like Lazy Boy style," he says of his roommate. "And this dude was always sitting shirtless on my couch, and I'm watching his pasty body stick to my leather." The writer's favorite room in the house will probably be the one that has a washer and dryer in it.