I'm a Text Grozo and I Don't Want to Talk to Other Human Beings

Griffin: I have a friend that frequently uses the winky emoticon semicolon clothes parentheses and it makes me feel bad to look at every single time. "I don't know people have quarks anymore can people just  have a quark?" he asks. He then suggests an easy way to get his friend to stop being a text grozo from skeaved by semicolons."Why can't this person just use a samote of a semicolon if they want to sexy wall street vampires just wants to trade stocks and bite niox why can’t we just let them do that and be them? It is murder so that's actually yeah," Griffin