Frank Lampard's Failure

I was starting to pity Frank Lampard. I remember when Josie Altador was at Sonland and he was terrible, like just terrible. He somehow got tripped to give Sonland the penalty, which they then scored. And that was it, that was worse. Then there was a game at Fulham when he did... A ticket take parade, open top bus,. Joe's the Altenor's controlled it, we're doing it now. The Eiffel Tower could do a step over quicker than him. But all that's happened is, great, hang on, I'm kicked to you. This happens, and it's like you've just scored a hat trick in