I'm a Bad Comedian, I'll Hole Up Right?

Pete has been working on a book for years, but if anyone asks him about it, i punched them in the face. There was a few years where he'd left home and spent an awful lot of time lying in bed too long. He used to play pitchan pot - a game with holes that are between 15 yards and 30 yards long which is played by people who work at bus companies. It's five dollars for a round; you don't have to dress up or do anything else except shake hands.