The Royal Appendaggio

Charles and Camilla will be ceremonially fused into a single transgender panmonoch to be referred to as their majesty. The traditional measurements of the royal Appendaggio, in which the coroner Charles will have his trousorial membraneau in Testruccio, officially made and weighed by the bishop of Weltzbrück. Big speculation centres around what hand signal Charles will waggle at his adoring nation from the Buckingham Palace balcony. All these traditions come together gloriously on a significant moment for modern Britain.