The Ode to Pneumonia

I love how they act like former presidents are still in danger. I mean, where are they? You don't even see them. What was the last time he just walked down the street and saw a former president? He's got some ziplock bag in his mouth because he's trying to zipper up his fucking ex-president windbreaker. It's when you catch the secret service yawning and somebody gives you a Cuban and it's not real. Is it weird that I watched a YouTube video of a Jaguar attacking an otter in the otter fought him off? And ever since then, I've been like, fuck those things. But it's kind of funny when they fight